I prefer to think of it as paralyzed by hope. . .
thisbombistheanswer:

I need…

Naya Rivera wants me to use Proactiv. Must. Use. Proactiv.

Totally did this when I closed my cash register today. $180 over projected sales! Go assistant manager JO!

miss-catnip:

”I’m a muppet of a man, I’m a very manly muppet.”


remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?

remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?

slayerage:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 8

Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.
Ricky Gervais  (via spenthisyearasaghost)